- They Compliment Your Mullet and/or Ponytail. These tees were designed with your 90's hairstyle in mind. It's a win win situation for you. Dojo Approved!!
- They're Guaranteed to Improve Your Combat Skills. Studies prove that these t-shirts increase (1) distance in your jumping side kicks, (2) power in your Praying Mantis strikes and (3) overall kick-assedness in your weapons katas (e.g., bo staff, nun chuck, this thing). Trust me, your Sensei will notice the difference!
- Rickson Gracie. It was either this or an even bolder lie about Saving Children's Lives.
- They Are F*&king Sweet. This is a the main reason. And, I know this because I designed them. Take my word for it, your friends will envy you and your enemies will fear you (and chicks and/or man-studs [no judgements, grapplers] will dig you).
So, here they are:
We call this one PEZAO:
And this one, UNDERGROUND:
Both are available exclusively at MMAOUTLET.com. Do it for the children!