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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

GRAPPLER, YOU NEED A DSTRYRsg T-SHIRT!!

'Why,' you ask?  Here are a few irrefutable and noteworthy reasons: 
  • They Compliment Your Mullet and/or Ponytail.  These tees were designed with your 90's hairstyle in mind.  It's a win win situation for you.  Dojo Approved!!
  • They're Guaranteed to Improve Your Combat Skills.  Studies prove that these t-shirts increase (1) distance in your jumping side kicks, (2) power in your Praying Mantis strikes and (3) overall kick-assedness in your weapons katas (e.g., bo staff, nun chuck, this thing).  Trust me, your Sensei will notice the difference!
  • Rickson Gracie.  It was either this or an even bolder lie about Saving Children's Lives.
  • They Are F*&king Sweet.  This is a the main reason.  And, I know this because I designed them.  Take my word for it, your friends will envy you and your enemies will fear you (and chicks and/or man-studs [no judgements, grapplers] will dig you).
All kidding aside, we are embarking on a new adventure of merch and swag and it's going to be fun.  The shirts look and fit great.  Thanks for being a part of DSTRYRsg, a miniature jiu jitsu/grappling brand (and blog) with a lot of heart and a good attitude.  Have fun, grapplers.

So, here they are:

We call this one PEZAO:

And this one, UNDERGROUND:

Both are available exclusively at MMAOUTLET.com. Do it for the children!

4 comments:

  1. I just bought 365 of them.

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  2. Thank you, Anonymous. Your kung fu skills will now skyrocket.

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  3. Dear DSTRYR,
    I really really like your new t-shirt. Unfortunately, I used all my allowance to buy the Star Wars Omnibus graphic novel (Quinlan Vos is a bad ass Jedi!).
    If you want, I'm willing to trade my offically licensed Harry Potter wizard wand for the green Bionic Bigfoot t-shirt.
    Thanks,
    Bondo

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  4. soon the pezao will be mine and i will have a +3 increase in sheild and a +2 in choke.
    thanks,
    dr. c

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