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Saturday, December 18, 2010

NOBODY HATES JIU JITSU AS MUCH AS THIS GUY ...

Where do we begin?  Sometimes both the jiu jitsu and comedy gods (and/or demons) smile upon you and deliver you the perfect combination of video magic. It's beautiful, really.

Is it the patently creepy 1970's wall paneled closet setting? The stuffed animals? The odd Bior√© pore strip adorning the speaker's nose? The seemingly unbathedness of this athlete? I think it's all those things that give me complete confidence in his assessment that jiu jitsu nothing more than gay porn and a waste of time. 

Let hilarity ensue.

Disclaimer:  These videos contains profanity combined with ample amounts of complete buffoonish, idiocy layered with mental disability and social awkwardness.  Your welcome.
 

3 comments:

  1. I only watched the first 30 seconds...but I agree, FUCK BJJ! If it wasn't for BJJ, my shitty catch wrestling would annihilate everyone I came up against! My rudimentary knowledge of sweeps would be inconsequential! My crappy sub defence wouldn't matter! I could be a fucking world beater!

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  2. LOL!! It is clear that this awesome "athlete" has done his research. He keeps saying he doesn't care. I would love to see how much he would care if he got out on the mat with anyone who does bjj.

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  3. Summary of these videos

    -F*** the Gracies
    -F*** jiu-jitsu
    -I've watched a lot of gay porn and it's way better than jiu-jitsu
    -Imma fight in January

    Repeat 16 times. With your nose plugged.

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