Is it the patently creepy 1970's wall paneled closet setting? The stuffed animals? The odd Bioré pore strip adorning the speaker's nose? The seemingly unbathedness of this athlete? I think it's all those things that give me complete confidence in his assessment that jiu jitsu nothing more than gay porn and a waste of time.
Let hilarity ensue.
Disclaimer: These videos contains profanity combined with ample amounts of complete buffoonish, idiocy layered with mental disability and social awkwardness. Your welcome.
I only watched the first 30 seconds...but I agree, FUCK BJJ! If it wasn't for BJJ, my shitty catch wrestling would annihilate everyone I came up against! My rudimentary knowledge of sweeps would be inconsequential! My crappy sub defence wouldn't matter! I could be a fucking world beater!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! It is clear that this awesome "athlete" has done his research. He keeps saying he doesn't care. I would love to see how much he would care if he got out on the mat with anyone who does bjj.
ReplyDeleteSummary of these videos
ReplyDelete-F*** the Gracies
-F*** jiu-jitsu
-I've watched a lot of gay porn and it's way better than jiu-jitsu
-Imma fight in January
Repeat 16 times. With your nose plugged.