WATCH SOME GREAT MATCHES FROM THE ABU DHABI WORLD PRO TRIALS, NEW JERSEY.

I don't know about you, but repeatedly watching those violent Pepsi Max ads with people throwing cans at other people's junk combined with a completely uncalled for Black Eyed Peas Beijing Olympics-style montage concert-thing made me want to watch world class BJJ.  That, and I really felt like buying a Hyundai Elantra and/or eating Doritos.  Pretty sure that's a universal thing for all of us.*

Fortunately, Jesse Gray from LapelChoke.com was present at the Abu Dhabi World Trials this weekend in new Jersey and took home some gorilla-style video of several key match-ups.  God bless him. 

Check some out below.  

ROBERTO "CYBORG" ABREU v. VAGNER ROCHA (ABSOLUTE FINAL/WINNER TOOK HOME $4,000 CASH MONEY).

JT TORRES v. LUCAS LEPRI (74kg FINAL).

ABMAR BARBOSA v. JIMMY HARBISON (83kg FINAL).

* Apologies to the 8 non-American DSTRYR/SG readers out there.  These are Super Bowl jokes.