Some day, grappler, you're gonna be all grown up. You're gonna have submissions that really work on human people (redundancy intentional) and you'll also be able to execute real sweeps and takedowns. Someday.
But, for now, watch the pros do it.
Kidding of course. We know you have that one submission that works on guys you outweigh by 30+ lbs and/or all the students from the kids class.
The ADCC NA Championships take place this weekend in San Diego. This is a world qualifier for experts only (3+ years). For those experts who want to test their metal, the last day to register is tomorrow, so act fast.
One bit of advice - wear a shirt. No one wants to roll with a topless dude. We know you work out.