It would be nice if everything I believed was a confirmed, actual fact. For example, I believe "The Office" is the funniest thing to come to network television in the last decade, but I realize that’s more of an opinion than anything else. What I do know to be an undeniable fact is that Shinya Aoki is the most dangerous grappler in MMA.
Being caught in Aoki's guard is the easiest way to get your arm bent in a direction it’s not supposed to. To make things worse, his guard is like quicksand - the more you fight it the deeper you get sucked in. It must be awkward for his opponents to realize how the strong likelihood that they will fall asleep in between the legs of a grown man wearing rainbow tights (scary thought I know).
If there was an award for breaking the most limbs in MMA competition, the Baka Survivor would surely take it (just as Charlie Sheen would win for making the most ridiculous statements of the decade). Check out this WINNING video I dug up of Aoki doing work Japan. I’m pretty sure he's the only other man on the planet to bleed tiger blood.