It's common knowledge that monkeys and snakes don't get along. Somehow they put their differences aside in Kung Fu Panda, but that was the first and last time that would happen. How do I know this? 'Cause I consider myself a bit of an expert. I've dedicated hours of my life watching Animal Planet, Snakes on a Plane, Black Snake Moan, and Anaconda 1, 2, 3, and yes 4. And, not to toot my own horn, but I also wrote extensive articles about the anaconda from the front head lock, and I brilliantly recounted a Prater anaconda choke a few months ago. I'm like the Stephen Hawking of anacondas.
Anyway, now that I have proven how smart I am, we can all watch another great battle between snake and monkey. The always dangerous and very tricky Milton Vieira rolls with Mayhem Miller (Lover of Monkeys) and they have a great battle until the anaconda comes out.
*JLo was not injured during the writing of this article.