Thursday, June 16, 2011


Have you ever had a dream so vivid you actually believed it was real? It happens quite a bit to me.  Sometimes I dream about being a politician and exposing my man parts on Twitter "accidently." Other times I have dreams where I am fighting for a championship or rescuing helpless children from bloodthirsty dogs (like this kid.) Then I wake up and I realize it was all a dream ("and I was reading Word Up magazine") and that my life is pitiful. One time I dreamed I was being mugged and I grabbed the robber by the head and gave him a Muay Thai knee from hell and knocked him out. I immediately woke up to some screaming and a punch to the head.  It was then when I realized that my attacker was actually my girlfriend and I kneed the hell out of her while she was asleep next to me. After she stopped yelling, I told her that she should already know how to escape the Thai Plum and it was her own fault for not doing so. That clearly didn't go over to well.

So where am I going with all of this? Well, I'm doing a bit of Tarentino.  You know, giving you random chunks of the story and then piecing it together in the end.  It's just my "strategery." So, today Ricardo Almeida - MMA ref, former fighter, and accomplished black belt under Renzo - shows us how to choke the sh*t out of someone in multiple ways. Enjoy the vid -  I need to get going or I'll be late for my private lesson with that 9 year old and his nasty RNC.


  1. Your poor girl friend.
    I once had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. I awoke to find my pillow half eaten.