Grappler: But, DSTRYR/SG, is this really submission grappling?under a G (damn, that's a good price).
DSTRYR/SG: No, grappler. It isn't. But, you've watched too many De La Riva sweep videos this week, and you need a break.
Thankfully, the child acting laws in Japan seem to be a little loose too. Check out the video below, featuring the very young Haruka taking on a really creepy Kenny Omega (playing a good heel).
This is pro-wrestling, yes. I know it's not real. Someone told me that when I was in kindergarten, I think. It's kind of like grappling's learning disabled younger brother, so we can't hate on it too much.