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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

SHOW'EM YOU'RE A DEADLY TIGER, WITH THE RASH GUARD TO DSTRY ALL RASH GUARDS.

There are many rules of DSTRYR/SG.  But, aside from a full-blown fauxhawk prohibition/ban, the most important is that every grappler must grapple clothed.  It seems like a no brainer until you watch your $25 live-stream of the ADCC finals and realize some grapplers have not received our memo. 

Grappler, you must wear clothes and that includes something to cover your manly and oft hairy chest.  I sometime prefer to wear a t-shirt but, honestly, not much can beat the wickingly cool rash guard.   You wear one when you roll no gi and, of course, under your kimono.  Why?  Because, I'm not trying to ever make facial contact with your ever burly and usually sweaty chest.  Never.

Which brings me to my point:  Our good friends at MMAOutlet.com have teamed up with Manto to create a rash guard that dominates in all categories of rad.  It's red and black (colors of blood and evil stuff).  It depicts tiger-based humanoid gi clad warriors in Karate cover stances.  It's probably extremely stretchy.  I'm sold.  Go here and buy one (or more) now.  And, buy one for me too.

These are Limited Edition rash guards to be sold on a pre-order basis.  So, act now.  When you wear this, people will know that you're very cool, and they will ignore all of your otherwise obvious personal defects, including your marginal BJJ skills.

Click on the image below to order.

4 comments:

  1. Ergh. After Manto's attitude about the sexualization of women's training was revealed, I won't be buying anything from them. :\

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  2. Same here. MMA Outlet rocks and that is a pretty cool rashguard, but it's ruined by the connotations the Manto logo now brings up. Have a read of Georgette's post on the topic.

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  3. Damn guys. Way to kill the sexiness. :P

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  4. Haters gonna hate. Love the rashguard, I'm gonna order one today.

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