I'm just kidding, grappler. Just giving you a little ribbing. I know you'll appreciate this little tidbit. It's all good. It's no surprise Cobrinha's got insane dexterity and poise. We can all aspire to be this good. Maybe some of his skills will rub off on you when you watch. If you still feel bad, take comfort in the fact that you're not the one wearing a fauxhawk.