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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

DAMN, THESE MIYAO TWINS ARE NEW SCHOOL FRESH.


I imagine this is how it felt to be an OG in the eighties.  You were used to hairnets, stabbing fools, getting neck  tattoos and listening to oldies, while all the new school gangsters were doing drive-bys with AK's (and still getting neck tattoos).  Times they were a changin'.

Cyberspace was all a flutter today with talk or wild berimbolo methods and ridiculous reverse double inverted  De La Riva X-guards.  Yeah, grappler.  I made that guard up (but, it could happen).  The point is pretty obvious - these Miyao Twins are the poster boys for 2011guard innovation at its high point.  Get over the creepiness of their twindom, and you will be dazzled by relentlessly frustrating guard-play.  Like this, hate this - it matters not.  This kind of guard is the hot new thing.  It's like wearing leg-warmers in the early '80's or popping collars 4 years ago (never do this) or skinny jeans now.  So, let's get physical and do some crazy-ass guard shenanigans.

Props to BJJHacks.com for the great HL and for calling our attention to this. 

5 comments:

  1. I would punch that kid in the face if he tried to pull my pants down. That shit is unacceptable.

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  2. way too much butt crack going on

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  3. Well, in fairness, that's kinda what draw-strings on gi-pants are for. Also squats, as they will make you grow an ass to hold your pants up. :D

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  4. ^ Okay, It's a match and things get heated but comon. That kid had four fingers into that guy's underwear, nearly in his actual crack.

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  5. 2 friggin matches where that dude just straight up rips the other guys pants off. yeah let's definitely get this in the olympics

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