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Friday, January 27, 2012

YOUR AÇAÍ BOWL RUNNETH OVER. DSTRYR/SG T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!!!


Picture this, if you will, grappler.  You, loafing on your futon at home (i.e., your parent's house).  You're lonely and out of shape.  You fantasize about training, but lack the discipline to make it to the academy.  Instead, you spend your days re-living the glory days when you almost had a serviceable armbar and even claimed fourth place in a small, inter-academy tournament. 

When you look at the framed photo of you and Rickson at the Pan Ams adorning your credenza, you turn away in shame.  Your açaí bowl is empty.

You have no DSTRYR/SG t-shirts.  It’s sad.  Really sad.

Now, picture this.  You, in your mother f*@ken prime.  Yeah.  You’re not lonely, because you have a very attractive female companion by your side and she’s giving you that “come hither look.”  But, you don’t have time for that right now, because you’re too busy mentally downloading inverted guard techniques from YouTube in preparation for today’s training session.  You’re doing all that while chugging some kind of kale-based, "Gracie Diet" authorized smoothie. 

You are a champion and you’re wearing your DSTRYR/SG t-shirt proudly.  It doesn’t make you look buff.  You are buff.  But, it does make you look handsome.  Your açaí bowl runneth over.

DSTRYR/SG SHIRTS ARE HERE.  BUY YOURS TODAY.  AVAILABLE ONLY AT MMAOUTLET.COM.




2 comments:

  1. I just got one on these and let me tell you - Just putting it on has made a huge difference in my life. Before the shirt I was over weight, unemployed, and my grappling game was on the level of Jerome LeBanner. Because of this shirt, I lost 25lbs, I can Berimbola sweep Black Belts, under hook the leg in DLR guard, reap the knee when I go for ankle locks and do everything I have always wanted to with no consequence. The supersoft cotton and high quality screen printing in your products have been a true life changer.

    Sincerely Thanking you,
    -DMLSHR

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