No matter how hard life gets and how dejected and sad you get (mainly because your open guard game is so weak), know that the Internet will never fail you. No. It loves you and will nurture you like a mother nurses her infant child. Sometimes it even brings you gifts like this - a news story about an Iraq War veteran with some "MMA skills" who RNC's the crap out of some schizophrenic liquor store robber with an amazing goatee in Grand Rapids, Michigan. We give thanks to the Internet gods for surveillance cameras.