WHEN THERE'S NO ONE TO BERIMBOLO, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE TO BERIMBOLO.
Your berimbolo drills, monkey leg-loop drills and wall-walking inverted guard drills just aren't enough. You need to be playing the that B-Bolo game 24/7, even when there's no one to play with. Because, that isn't an excuse and you wanna be the best, right? You want a RVCA sponsorship and a signature t-shirt and your own highlight videos - all that stuff.
Leave it to Rafa Mendes to one-up you all, grapplers. This gets a 9.5 in BJJ coolness from us.