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Friday, April 13, 2012

SPONSORED POST: DOES YOUR GUARD BREAK AS EASILY AS THESE CRACKERS DO?



Yes, once again we enticed you with clever imagery and a catchy slogan. Is your game bland and stale like 10 year old diner oyster crackers?  Do you have a guard that's weak fragile like a Saltine? Well maybe it's time you upgraded your game to something more substantial - like a Wheat Thin.


Ok, bear with us and don't get your vale tudo shorts in a bunch yet. Listen to what we have to say first...

This luxury liner otherwise known as The SS DSTRYR is run very lean and unfortunately it takes money to pay the bills. The DSTRYR/sg crew does this site for one reason only - for the love of grappling and martial arts. We strive to provide the masses with a venue for techniques, reviews, interviews and exclusives. That being said, we all work our 9-5's just like you guys (and gals) and we spend any free time we might have working on the site. Now listen, we aren't trying to hustle money out of you or make you feel like crap like Sarah Mclachlan in those damn SPCA ads.

If it weren't for our viewers and readership, the site would not be as successful as it is. But in order to keep things moving smoothly and upgrading in the near future (wink wink) we ask you for a favor. What we ask of you is just to watch the video, indulge us and our sponsors by clicking play, and literally take 15 seconds out of your day to keep this site running and improving.

What we promise in return is to continually provide you with the best instructional content available, feature Exclusives with some of the best in the game, and lastly entertain the shit out of you - or at least we will try our best.

So take the next 15 seconds to hit the play button and help support us. We will always love you, long time, always and forever....

Thanks,
DSTRYR/sg CREW

6 comments:

  1. Done. This is one of my favorite sites.

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  2. Spicy Buffalo??? I WILL PURCHASE THIS PRODUCT.

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    1. Spicy buffalo? I got zesty salsa...what a disappointment.

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  3. Thanks to you all, brother grapplers.

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