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Friday, July 20, 2012

SURE, GABI GARCIA WILL CRUSH YOU, BUT THAT DON'T MEAN SHE'S NOT A LADY.


In my spare time, when I'm not talking sh*t about grapplers' inappropriate fauxhawks or berating them for overusing the "word" OSS, and when I'm not too busy training Jiu Jitsu, I like to listen to a bit of the NPR and get all intellectual.  This week, I've heard a few interesting tales of women's rights.  There was that story about nuns fighting back against the man (i.e., the Pope).  And, then there's that story of the Pakistani women's rights activist who was gunned down by some creeps on a motorcycle. I think you get the picture.  I'm not just a guy with a killer triangle choke and a half-way decent grappling-related website.  No.  I'm relatively smart and somewhat informed.  And, I do pay attentions to the womens ...

... Which leads me to the case in point  You're here to see a little video teaser thing of Ms. Gabi Garcia, aka the most dominant female submission grappler in the world.  For the unaware, Gabi's got here own clothing line, and this vid looks to be a behind the scenes of a promo for her brand.  Now, I know you're making some weird face right now, and giving me that "C'mon DSTRYR, Gabi isn't sexy.  She's all buff and she frightens me."  You might even be shaking your head.  To which, I say:  Fear not, grappler.  It's Sexy Gabi Garcia time.

[Side note:  Do I really think Gabi's pretty hot?  Hells yeah. And, you should too.  Coward.]     

9 comments:

  1. The woman from brazil like the bomba (steroids) thats a fact. And the men like it when women take it...

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  2. I'd hit that so hard, that whoever could pull me out would be the King of England

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  3. ^^ consider that line thoroughly stolen

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  4. Nice rack but sorry not hot. Scary chick with a battle ax for a face

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  5. interesting transformation

    youtube - "Gabrielle Garcia na Jovem Pan Online"

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  6. Making Gabi look reasonable is not unlike trying to make Sarah Pallin look intelligent theres also the small matter of the fact that without her huge weight advantage, she wouldn't win anything. And when she does loose a point to a smaller opponent(ie... Hillary Williams) she has a temper tantrum and storms off. She really is an embarrassment to the sport.

    Technically, like a low level blue belt on roids

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  7. He is a very Handsome and has a very impressive set of Man boobs

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  8. She has exceptional technique for a 100 + kilo white belt....

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