RELEASE AND WAIVER OF LIABILITY
I, ________________ [random grappling guy] do hereby acknowledge that I am about to watch a kickass documentary about the BJJ black belt, athlete and renowned coach known as Ricardo Vieira produced by JITS Magazine. As such, I am aware that this film, being of two parts, lasts approximately 29 minutes in duration. I further realize that, while watching the film will enhance my Jiu Jitsu spirit and motivate me to choke and attack the joints of others in a more aggressive and effective manner and otherwise make me a "better" person, I incur the risk of (a) losing my job, (b) losing my girlfriend/wife/significant other and/or (c) being a bad parent to my children. I assume full responsibility for such risks and the damages I may suffer as the result of viewing this film.
I hereby release, discharge waive and covenant not to sue DSTRYR/SG. I further acknowledge that DSTRYR/SG is the coolest, most dope (bascially the same as being the coolest) grappling website in the universe (both charted and uncharted), and agree to visit the site every day and to tell all my friends about it.
I HAVE READ THIS RELEASE AND WAIVER OF LIABILITY, FULLY UNDERSTAND ITS TERMS AND HAVE SIGNED IT FREELY AND VOLUNTARILY WITHOUT ANY INDUCEMENT, ASSURANCE OR GUARANTEE BEING MADE TO ME AND INTEND MY SIGNATURE TO BE A COMPLETEAND UNCONDITIONAL RELEASE OF ALL LIABILITY TO THE GREATEST EXTENT ALLOWED BY LAW. LONG LIVE JIU JITSU.
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