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Friday, September 14, 2012

SHE COULD ALREADY BEAT YOU UP, BUT CRIS CYBORG'S GOT HER BROWN BJJ BELT NOW. SO, SHE CAN TAP YOU OUT TOO.

Micronauts kick ass.
Not long ago, a bandwagon came around and many a grappling and MMA fan jumped on it.  It was "Ronda Rousey is amazing and Cris Cyborg is a cheating juicer" bandwagon.  We didn't get on that one. 

First off, there's no argument that Ronda shreds in MMA, and, even better, she does it using excellent submission grappling skills.  And, yes, she's a looker.  But, that doesn't all of a sudden make Cyborg chopped liver (that's an American term; for UK folks substitute liver with shepherd's pie or maybe baked beans or something).  No way.  Sure, she got busted for the using the bomba, but we're not haters around here, and she's shown herself to, like Ronda, be a serious student of grappling (namely BJJ).  Basically, we want to see her beat up on some other girls again.  There's no shame in that.

We give props to Cyborg for being awarded her brown belt from none other than world champ/ADCC champ, Andre Galvao.  Now, waste a few minutes watching her go through the belt whipping gauntlet thing (we don't do that at our academy, but it looks kind of fun).

4 comments:

  1. " Sure, she got busted for the using the bomba, but we're not haters around here, and she's shone herself to, like Ronda, be a serious student of grappling (namely BJJ)."
    She's shown herself. She can't shone herself, although she could shine herself.

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    1. Past participle fail on our part. I'm blaming it on it being late in the evening (when I wrote this) and also maybe that "Innocence of Muslims" film.

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    2. Haha, too soon DSTRYR! Too soon. :D

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  2. Would have had more sympathy for Cris if it she hadn't denied it with lame excuses about there being something in her supplement. Yeah, it just happens to be the most common steroid for women in it, get the fuck out of here.

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