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Tuesday, September 3, 2013

AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A G THANG. THAT IS, A GERMAN CATCH WRESTLING EXPLODING SHOULDER THANG.


[A side note from DSTRYR/SG:  Due to pure coincidence and an amazing absence of communication, combined with the sheer power and brutality of catch wrestling, you're getting a 2nd helping of German catch techniquery.  Do not adjust your browser.  It's actually happening.  You'll thank us later]


You got that right, grappler.  Let it be known once again that catch wrestling is to Jiu Jitsu, what Animal is to Kermit the Frog.  Or, maybe what Rambo is to any of those guys from the "Deer Hunter" or Martin Sheen in "Apocalypse Now."  Yes, we mean crazier and more violent in the best of ways. But, that was pretty obvious from our eloquent metaphors.

It's not that we're wimps or anything.  It's just that catch wrestling demos always sound and look like those creepy wax "sculptures" I saw once at a highly overpriced Museum of Torture in San Francisco.

So, we applaud our new friend with the amazingly complex name, Kristijan Simeunovic, of ISWA Germany for sharing with us some excellent and also extremely scary CACC techniques.  We'll be sure to post more from Kristijian in the future.


5 comments:

  1. catch as catch can

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  2. "I can't do it right now in reality because his shoulder will explode."

    I can't believe he said that with a straight face.

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  3. I'll believe this when I see someone pull it off against a resisting opponent.

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  4. If a German says "I have something nice for you" and there isn't a beer in his hands, run.

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  5. Not Catch, and sure wouldn't work in reality... just more show hold. I just don't know where they get this stuff from!

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